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Today In The News...

President Bush today announced that he is changing the official emblem of the federal government from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately... read more

Posted 2 years ago - 9 comments

Hey Everyone...

Sorry I have been out of the loop for so long. A lot of it has had to do with things that are going on in my life, some of them good. I finally have a... read more

Posted 2 years ago - 5 comments

Lake George

From Wonkette:"That the Bush administration diverted funds from the rebuilding of the New Orleans levees to Iraq is by now well-known. What you might ... read more

Posted 3 years ago - 3 comments

Fema Directing Hurricane Katrina Donations To Batshit Pat Ro

As if these incompetent, bumbling assholes hadn't done enough in the last few days to earn lasting hatred, now we learn that they're funneling money t... read more

Posted 3 years ago - 3 comments

"no One Can Say They Didn't See It Coming"

Every time I read something like this, I get a little more pissed off:"In 2001, FEMA warned that a hurricane striking New Orleans was one of the three... read more

Posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

Creepy...

Not sure who this Ivor van Heerden guy is, but I'd sure like to know what numbers he's picking for his lottery tickets. From an article published abo... read more

Posted 3 years ago - 3 comments

American Red Cross Hurricane Relief

For those of you with a little cash to spare, send it here. Be mindful that some employers are matching Red Cross donations made by their employees, ... read more

Posted 3 years ago - 0 comments

They Found My Thrill!

Not sure if he was on Blueberry Hill at the time, but I'm sure Fats Domino was nonetheless thrilled to be rescued from the flooding in New Orleans. A... read more

Posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

Too Funny...

Apparently Jackie Sue, who is my cousin, sent off a particularly foul-mouthed email that was meant for me, but instead ended up going to a cousin of o... read more

Posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

In Case You Haven't Noticed...

...I'm in a bit of a cranky mood tonight. I hate seeing my country suffer because of the gross incompetence of its leadership. My heart goes out to ... read more

Posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

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